Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
dude, mark had the least successful cab ride in history last night. took a cab to the bars, stopped at every atm in the city, none worked, then had to come back to the party to beg for 20 to pay the taxi that officially took him nowhere.
Maybe if i eat something filling like whole wheat pasta it will make me less hungry for things like dick
there was a guy here who managed to get his head stuck in a fishbowl. no, I don't fuckin know how
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
My sunday was babysitting three big, drunk, crying Swedes. Unless your day involved four or more giant drunk swedes I don't want to hear about it.
gonna guess the empty vodka bottle and open can of tuna in the bathroom drawer are related?
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
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