She said her name was "party"
dude this girl next to me farted in the middle of a quiz and denied my high five
bitch
my mom just wingman'd for me at a bar. i really don't know what else to say.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
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You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
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Do you ever look at someone's Snapchat story and think ‘you told me you would eat my ass’?
That's the 2nd med student that has had his tongue in my butthole, what gives.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I swear to god, no guy has been as interested in sticking stuff up my butt as this girl
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