Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
At least he's not married... I hate Halloween hookups
Driving around Panama at 7 am looking for an open liquor store..
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Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
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Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
I put a bagel at the end of my bed so every time I want a bite I have to do a sit up
Tony's mom to him at breakfast: "I found the shirt you wore last night in the bushes this morning."
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
He tried to do a JoJo pose and wound up breaking his wrist in the process. Truly a story for the ages.
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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