This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
Some great men died of syphilis. I accept your compliment.
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This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
No, just kidding. But your faith in me to throw a lesbian bridal shower makes me think I an pull it off. To the LGBT bar!
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
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Also I feel I should tell you last night when I came home I fell into my laundry hamper and woke up in a pile of my clothes
So basically I really like drugs AND banging cops and it's starting to get complicated
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
A good example of deductive reasoning: Knowing that when my girlfriend texts me "I promise not to smoke all your weed!" that she is...at that VERY moment...Smoking All Of My Weed.
Christ, I'm so hungover I pretty positive I sent Luna to school with salsa instead of jelly on her sandwich.
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