So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
Then I hope you find a set of extremely intelligent, flexible triplets in the ethnicity of your choice.
That is the nicest thing anyone has ever wished for me
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm wearing a cape at the laundromat. I really can't say shit
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I'm sobbing to NWA
Her ex was at the party her housemates were having. He knocked on her door asking how she was while we were going at it. Turns out they were trying to work things out. Don't think I'll ever forget his face when we walked out of her room.
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
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