at church Sunday morning I dropped an M&M down my dress and it landed in my bra. I fished it out and ate it. A lot of people saw me.
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
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You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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I feel a five day drunk coming on.
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
About to go get a free burrito for kissing a bald man in public
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
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