weddingsv make me drug and hornr
Oh my god. I just envisioned myself eating panda meat. I need to get out of this class.
I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
You look just like Jennifer Aniston on food.
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
Also, I'm going to yoga because I have a Taylor Swift range of emotions right now.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
He just kept repeating "It was like meep meep meep on my balls."
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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