She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
I'm eating cereal out of the pocket of my flannel right now
She's the only person who can pull off turning an outdoor patio heater tower into a stripper pole.
Jason and steven are boiling shrimp in the microwave again
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
I hope in my next life I'm a sterile trophy wife. With a husband who showers me in wealth and gifts but can't get a hard on. Do you think my karma is good enough for that?
Are we still banned from the library?
I went to bed at ten on a Friday night I have virtues to spare
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
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