fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
all he gave me for my birthday was sperm
at least its a homemade gift
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
During sex he wiggled his hips and said "I'm turning the ice cream" Deal breaker?
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
apparently when the FedEx truck drove by, we tried to chase it down thinking they were delievering a 30 pack...great night.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
My vagina feels like a chupacabra ripped me apart using its mythological set of needle pointed teeth
I'm too high and old for this...
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