Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
I thought spray tan was a myth
?
You know, something that only happens in Jersey
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
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Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
The way I'm gonna look at it is, if you don't makeout with your roommate once in college, you didn't do something right.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
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I stuck my fake eyelashes to his balls after he passed out.
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
You were ¾ of the way through the first pitcher of margaritas then you turned to me and said "Wow I can barely taste the vodka!" And then…….
...Then...
Then I told you margaritas are made with tequila not vodka. You whipped the pitcher at the wall and ordered another one
My rule for unemployment is that I can't smoke before noon.
I haven't gotten up before 1 though, so it hasn't really impacted me.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
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