Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
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dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
YOU DID DRUGS AFTER A THREESOME WHO ARE YOU TO JUDGE ME?!!?
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
When I woke up everyone at the party was in their underwear. Only you guys were playing strip pong.
Yes, we all have the power to convince a large amount of people to take their clothes off
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we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
I am so horny that I an legitimately concerned for your safety when I see you tonight.
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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