I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Best part is I totaly had to get into my dads car like I didn't have my pants off two minutes ago.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
I plan on just grabbing someone's dick if I have to. They will know what's up. Why else do you go to a bar alone on valentines day?
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
I see your boobs were ready to greet the new year.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
There is a reason my most meaningful relationship since 2012 has been with Duracel...
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