Spring semester is just not the same w/o you
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
you were crying while pretty ricky was playing, what did you want me to do
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
high as fuck. watching parent trap with my mom. keep missing my mouth.
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
Im gunna just be that one ballerina in the low V leopard thong leotard and everyone else can be boring and prude with their little pink tights on.
It's a "nonproductive" (vocab word) cough. It's like a constant tickle in my throat, like there's a little elf with feathers for feet going Gangnam style on my "uvula" (vocab word).
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
I also slapped not one but two bananas on the ass, twerked in public, and I think I made out with someone
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
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