they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
This guy punched out a light, puked in the sink, stole the mailbox, then tried to tell ME that I had to leave the party... Then his dog shit on the floor.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
On a happier note, I can fit in my old shorts. Dope does have its perks
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
she passed out standing next to the car. her head hit the door so hard the alarm went off. she instantly snapped out of it and started sprinting away
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