So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
I don't really know I'm just giving her a key to get back in and the "don't get pregnant speech" and leaving it at that.
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
If you bring chipotle to my house i'll let you eat your burrito out of my vagina
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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