after a month anything with tits is on the radar
bitch so ugly she owes me an erection
Straightened my pubes. My dick looks like John Lennon fucked Gonzo.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
No she had like 2 shots and started ironing her clothes and whispering random shit in my ear
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Because it was 5am and I had a shitty mixed drink and I was threatening to put my balls in your face.
Not the worst first impression I've experienced.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
She's currently singing "I'm gonna keep on lovin you" to her pillow. How do you think tonight went?
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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