considering i was high when my dad made me pee in the cup i might fail this one
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
It's the happiest looking penis I've ever seen. It should have a top hat and a spectacle on and soft shoe across the room with a cane. He's a cheery little feller.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Wait, I'm confused. I EMPTIED the bottle? as in consumed it? I'm impressed with myself.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
send nudes
from the living room?
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