The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
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Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
She made me be the little spoon then she pretended to be a jet pack for an hour straight
he fed me chocolate as I gave him a handjob. I felt like a princess.
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Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I'm sorry that you wanted to get laid and I all I did was play with your new cat instead.
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