i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
I offered to go to AA with him...not because I am admitting I have a problem but because I want to see what they are saying about people like us.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
he got kicked out of the bar for falling asleep on the mechanical bull.. then freaked on us cause we wouldnt go to the strip club with him
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
You would be so proud at how green we're being. Re-using last night's jello shot containers.. saving the world one step at a time
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
its 3am and I'm taking a bubble bath, this is what taking a day off work at 30 looks like
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
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