2:23 am: come sit on my lap i have a stick that'll keep you in place
I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i wish i could post a picture of his odd shaped penis on facebook and label it "wtf???"
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
throwing condoms aimed at his crotch probably isn't the politest way to ask for sex
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
no i'm going to the dr today, he fucking banshee-shrieked in my ear as he was coming and now i can't hear out of it
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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