Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
we're on our way back. she tried to pants the waiter again.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
i was giving head the other day and thought of your all penis tastes the same quote and couldnt stop laughing
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
My "lord keep me from stabbing a bitch" prayer has gotten a lot of miles today
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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