Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
pretty sure i remember announcing that i lost my virginity to that brad paisley song when it came on during power hour?
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
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Saw a guy in a chef outfit covered in mustard talking jiberish into his phone running across the skywalk.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
i woke up hungover wearing my gym shorts and the condom from last night. Wine bar thursdays rule.
You turned to me, winked, whispered "man the harpoons" and walked out with the fat chick
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
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Just the amount of girls he locked himself in my room woth says your gonna have to take a cab bro. I don't think he's going anywhere
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
You followed me up the stairs while i was throwing up yelling "projectile! projectile! projectile!"
I think the cashier at 7/11 might be planning an intervention for me.
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