Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
KATE. I JUST NOTICED THAT LOWERCASE D'S LOOK LIKE SLIPPERS.
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
Finally another gay clarinet player. They're surprisingly rare.
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
