just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
Just wana tell you im wearing assless jorts tonight. Ive been waiting my whole life for this.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
How many layers of skin can you loose before it becomes bad?
just reminessing about the wedding and were they seriously to tight to serve a meal oorrrrrr was it just another one of my black-out-by-dinner drunks
the fact that you actualy have a 'black-out-by-dinner drunk' is a bit deserving..
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
I think I sent pictures of my boobs to an Olympic athlete...
I'm covered in bite marks and have a cracked rib - was a good weekend
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
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