so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
New scientific discovery: The hypothetical attractiveness of a woman increases exponentially as her skirt:boot ratio approaches zero. Nobel Prize in my future?
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
He passed out. I tried to set his chest hair on fire.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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