what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
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we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
I found her sleepin on the side of the house in the rocks. so i woke her up and yelled at her and she would only come inside if i let her sleep in the bathroom.
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Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
That number that I thought was that dude's number...was actually my district manager's number. Fuckkkk.
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Your friends are scaring the cats so I'm going to smoke weed with them to call them down.
Well just saw that professor I hooked up with on campus and I look like a dumpster baby
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
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