Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
So you know that marine I slept with, well his girlfriend just told me I was pretty, I almost feel bad for sleeping with him now...
Dont! You were just serving you country
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
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this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
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If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
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