That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
Just Everbombed a Guiness to make up for cutting out early last night. Also the Mars probe. Happy birthday motherfucker!
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
We got cut off at a bar at 4pm. We aren't human
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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