Buhtt sex?
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
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What's life without a pregnancy scare?
I either forgot underwear this morning or lost them at work and I seriously don't know which.
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I know it's wrong but I'm human. Now get over here, tie me up, feed me pizza and Fuck the crazy out of me. Please.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
Not only is he funny, he had a REALLY big dick
He's old enough to be your father!
REALLY. BIG. DICK.
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