Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Today as a vday present for myself I am walking in between any couples I see on campus.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
One door closes, one man cooks for you through the next open door
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
A reminder in my phone just went off saying, "Fuck.On.Roof- the Great Bambino". This makes me excited and slightly nervous.
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