question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
I got drunk enough that when camel suggested jumping off the pier, I thought it was a fantastic plan. Also my blood hurts.
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
My g-ma saw your dick-pic and wants you to know I've got a keeper. She says her big whopper died in Korea. Good thing g-pa is still asleep.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
Would it be sad if I made a blanket fort to get drunk in till the power came back?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Really this has to stop, if they get any younger we will be breaking the law
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
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