Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
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My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
Fuck winter. I had to scrape my windshield, shoeless, after the walk of shame so I could go home.
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I guess I've just seen a lot of penises since then
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
It's decided. Tomorrow I'm getting a Big Mac and a Dildo
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
4 pharmacies and not one had Plan B. If this is gods way of telling me it's time for a child, he can fuck off.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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