very cute, but more "I wanna put you in my pocket and keep you as a pet" and less "please bang me" type of cute.
Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Smoked a Vape in the library status: completed
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
And I told him that even though were not together, if he has sex with anyone I would have sex with someone else, video tape it and send it to him.
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
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