I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
Since when does wearing a condom and going down on me make someone a gentlemen?
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
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Bad news. I lost my teeth. Good news. I can still take a guy home sans teeth.
what's the name of the guy at the bank you blew to get the lower interest rate?
um. wrong number, but good luck with your loan
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
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You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Dude my doctor just legit got down on her knees and loudly begged me to do my pap smear
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I don't think there's a ladylike way to tell this guy I want to sit on his face
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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