Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
I was trying to get everyone to go to the bar but I puked on my hands, so nobody took me seriously.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
He went down on me while i ate a whole 7/11 pizza. New level unlocked
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
My vibrator broke.
Dude it's been less than twelve hours. Did you sleep?
Don't worry about that. I need a new vibrator.
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