We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
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He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
The important thing is not that we avoid making mistakes, but that we avoid learning from them.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
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I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Well after the shots I danced with a homeless guy, split my toe on broken glass, and had a 20 piece mcnugget. Who says postgrad life is boring.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
You left your Xanax bottle in my car. Why is the label all smudged?
I spilled wine on it.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
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