You love popeyes more than me
does delicious chicken come out of your vagina?
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
Just so we're clear this time around: This is dinner with my FAMILY. Not an opportunity for you to drink too much, and use the word "dick-thumpin" in casual conversation.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
He ate me out in the forest at that park we used to hit my bong in highschool again, somehow this isn't what I pictured being 25 would be like
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
I may or have may not just taken a swig out of a jar of alfedo sauce in my fridge. Dont judge me
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
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