My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
just to let you know coffee and vodka was a bad way to start the day
I just got cut off for correcting the bartender's grammar. I should have never accepted that fucking editors position.
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Let's go get coffee and handcuffs.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
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