Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
woke up to the trail of sugar cubes leading to my bed........was i that uncooperative last night
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
I woke up next to him fully clothed but my thong was around his neck. Polling to decide if we had sex or not starts now.
how are things with the new girl?
good, we have nothing in common but she likes being choked
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I was trying to pee in the bushes and the person who lived in the house where the bushes were planted started knocking on the window to get me to stop peeing in their bushes
So I'll bring my machete and we can smoke your shit.
Out of context, that is a hilariously scary message.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
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