I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
Why do fat girls all have such cute faces?
God wants them to get laid too.
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
You insisted on take shots off of plates.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
I think drunk me is trying to kill me.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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