if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
i just google imaged poop.
just watched a girl laugh at her own fingers... it's not even noon...
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
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Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
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He just got here and all he's wearing is a cloth over his penis.
I'll uninvite my mom
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
Someone puked in my crockpot. Your friends can’t come over any more.
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