He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
i will soon be in a relationship on fb
you!?
me and your mom. i mean, lisa.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
today is my dealer's birthday. i dont know whether to give him the day off or call him saying happy birthday ill take a quarter please
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
As the guy I'm having sex with on the side I shouldn't ask you how to dump my boyfriend. But you are the most emotionally detached person I know.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
im on the hungover til tuesday pabst blue ribbon diet
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
How my distance relationship is going: he's trying to sext me & I'm stuffing pizza in my face.
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