do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Used a cardboard box as a pillow and a towel as a blanket. Its like the great depression over here
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
Hearing them have a conversation is like listening to water buffalo have sex. Awkward and scarring.
I woke up hugging a box of cheerios that had "wonder woman" written in sharpie on it. So much for a sober night.
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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