You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
Classy. Drunk on alcoholic "energy drink" at work before 8 am on a Tuesday. Between that and hanging out in bars with no pants on, your life is beginning to sound like a Bukowski novel.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
i was driving around baked, windows down jamming to third eye blind and eating grapes for 35 minutes before i remembered why i left my house
Agreed. That's like a marriage. For better or worse, till death do us part. I will hold your head over a toilet
I woke up this morning and the lid to the back of my toilet was missing. Dahfaq do I do with this shit?
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
Dude I'm fucking tired of freshman, there are god damn teeth marks on my dick again
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