Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
It was kind of like a train wreck, except alcohol would have improved the situation greatly.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
A kid in my class today just asked if we have class on the 17th, then announced that he couldn't go anyways because it was the day after his 21 and he was going to be too hungover
I gotta say, I do way better with the ladies than I do the men. So if it turns out being gay is a choice, then I'm going to go ahead and choose it.
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
Dude she literally licked him. He was covered in cheese and in her high state what else was she gonna do?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
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