I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
It was an 11am booty call. We were both out of our element.
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we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
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HOLD ONTO YOUR PANTIES AND SAY GOODBYE TO THE REMAINDER OF YOUR INTEGRITY
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
Worst walk of shame man. They had a fire drill at 7am, had to walk out of her all girl dorm wearing my Everday I'm Hustling sweater
IF THE GUY WHO I AM BORROWING OUR CAR FROM FINDS ONE CONDOM OR JIZZ STAIN IN THIS CAR HE IS GOING TO CASTRATE MY ASS. SERIOUSLY, DON'T FUCK IN THE CAR.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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