What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
Someone took a freaking dump on a roll of toilet paper. Next to the toilet. No shit in the toilet. Just on the roll of toilet paper.
He kept saying the best defense against a lion is to punch it in the throat.
I AM OVULATING LIKE A STEAM ENGINE.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Also I think he would slowly, painfully, die. You really can't live without a penis. You'd explode.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
If one more dude who finds out I'm a cop asks to see me in uniform I'm gonna become asexual
send nudes
from the living room?
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
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