Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
Moms kinda upset I threw up in grandmas bedroom. I think ill stay in tonight.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
I just realized that the thing that smelled like an electrical fire in my house was me.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
Breakfast of champions
Is that a dick crepe?
It is indeed
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
try to milk me bitch
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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