last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
well thats why i like him. because he makes you happy. on the other hand i think he masturbates too much while texting you.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
My Mom bought me a vibrating toothbrush. Maybe this is her way of apologizing for throwing away my other thing that vibrated.
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I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
Please don't die.. At a gay bar... On a Wednesday. Obituaries are not allowed to be that entertaining.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
Just think of all the blizzard sex people are having right now
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
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We have so much sex to catch up on
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
You started sleep walking, went to my closet, tried to pee on my boots, and when I asked you what you were doing you said "I'm talking to these people about jobs"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
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