So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
her vagina looked like a handful of raisins.
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
having sex with you is like teaching a dog to tango, it DOESN'T work
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
I have managed to reach the 'after meth poster look' before lunch here...
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
It's like the perfect sandwich, once you find it you want to ensure your future access to it.
Randomize
