You took my girl thats shot the Fuck out. You better watch your skinny ass.
That's barely a sentence. Who's your girl? I think you've got the wrong number. I haven't even lived in Alabama for 4 years.
Yeah, I do, I'm sorry. I meant 205 not 256. sorry about that.
Good luck with your revenge in Birmingham.
lets start a swedish sibling band together
I feel like Captain Blackout doesn't do her justice. Brigadier General Blackout is much better.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
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Last night, I accomplished the impossible. I pissed while riding my bicycle home without pissing all over myself. My Dutch friends gave me a round of applause and said I was now the king of holland.
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
Do you think we could brew coffee with beer? I'm thinking a hazelnut Guinnesspresso can only end with pure awesome.
I literally just biked home like I was on the last leg about to win the tour du France. Fuck diarrhea
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Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
I immediately woke up from my nap, made myself a screwdriver and got in the shower. I know it's spring break but I'm still questioning my life choices.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
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