Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He barged in the room with no shirt on, all fucking ripped with a half keg under one arm. Sara now calls him Bronan the Beerbarian
We could have had it all. And by all I mean sex in your Toyota Corolla.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I'm prostituting myself for tickets to Disney World. There's a contradiction there.
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
skyped with him for 45 min in the bath while i shaved my legs. new level in the relashionship
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