i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now Heβs Upset Because People Told His Mom
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
When the stripper from this weekend is your cashier at Publix the next day ππ#pensacolaproblems
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Randomize