What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
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just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
He's nice but I'm a one bouncer kind of girl
I just took the kind of shit that makes your eyes well up with tears as you feel it moving inside of you... So cleansing.
As your only female friend, I feel the need to inform you that texts like these are why she dumped you.
And that's why we do second round interviews for possible roommates.
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She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Haha never eat brownies from a guy with batman pajamas
You literally chaperoned my booty call.
Can we both just take a day off just to have sex? Is that acceptable as an adult?
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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