i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
I woke up this morning with 2 australian chicks passed out in my living room, a whole bunch of coke on my kitchen counter and I have no idea how the fuck either thing got there
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
First date: that requires underwear, huh?
I was born in the year of the cock... How fitting.
She told me that when she orgasms she just lays there like that baby from teenmom. Who the fuck says that
The fire alarm went off at 3 am in the freshmen dorm. So guess which junior everyone now knows is hooking up with a freshman? This girl...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
I am in the parking lot of CVS in Auburn. I think a truck full of Plan B and regret just arrived.
Randomize
