My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
I replied to the university automated mass text about the armed robbery at the on-campus Starbucks with a sad face. Basically sums up my night.
They should try giving mcdonalds to cancer patients because it just cured the worst hangover ive ever had
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At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
Jim came in did 3 body shots of her she said "I like your tongue" and they left. I swear to god its deja vu he's done it before
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
if drunk means calling me and asking to borrow the game of life at 2am then I think you were drunk
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I masturbated to my balding thirty-something co-worker last night. I am a new level of lonely.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
and then she asked if she could shave my junk
and howd that go?
can you pick me up from the hospital?
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