I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
some kid came into the principals office and tried to explain what he was sent there for through interpretive dance.
You are the sheppard guiding my vagina away from horrible decisions.
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There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
He put himself in the friend zone by calling me dude all night so I blew his friend. Judge me.
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Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He fell backwards into a full bathtub but didn't spill a single drop of the beer in his hand. What a pro.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
Def don't remember taking those pics I sent you...but it looks like I was in a car? Shit. Looks like my Uber passenger rating just went up exponentially.
MY TITS JUST CAUSED A CAR ACCIDENT ON THE HIGHWAY! i kid you not!! i thinl the giy is actually dead
Can you please bring the nipple sombrero up?
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