I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
Woke up this morning on my couch at 6am fully dressed including heels, holding half a corn dog. I called you last night when I was buying the corn dog from a street vendor, I think.
I am in love with you.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
Just saw a huge group of people walk by in there in their underwear. Too stoned for this.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He sent me a picture of him trying to push his cock into a Gatorade bottle. I dont know if I'm impressed it didn't fit and disgusted that he sent me something so vile.
The inflatable penis from those pics was mine... We broke him that night
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Want to help me look around town for my shorts from last night?
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Those boxers don't belong to me anymore. They belong to the desert surrounding Phoenix.
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