Oh and discovery of the day is it's the channel, not the time on your cable box. Thought it was 2:16 for 4 hours
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
Just saw 1 guy dressed as a cow and another dressed as a shrimp dancing on the side of the road. We're turning around I NEED to dance with them.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
He ripped down his Kate Upton poster while we were having sex last night. Im gonna take that as a good sign.
Gotta wait until my full time offer is confirmed before I try to fuck the mid level manager
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
I'm going to reward myself for having sex with coffee and a breakfast burrito.
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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